The Target always thinks that I like him!

Alternative name:目标总以为我喜欢他[快穿]


After the nth time of failing a marriage meeting, Xiang Han got himself a job: good treatment, high salary, free world traveling with food provided, house provided and even a partner provided?!

At first, he thought, apart from having to travel into the body of a scum cannon fodder, a scheming fake white lotus, everything else was okay. It was only later he realized that saving the target was also a problem. His imagination was neverending, even eating a cup of ramen was seen as a way to rouse his ( target's) interest!

Xiang Han: This target is a no-go.

Certain Target: Very good, you've already managed to rouse my interest.

Xiang Han: Go outside and make a left turn to the optometrist, go get your eyes healed! Additionally, this "lover provided" isn't necessary.

A Certain Target: This is certainly necessary!


Xiang Han: Once again did not manage to complete the task ...

Lu Ze: Good wife, you are the best ~ (trailing behind)

Status: Completed
Chapters: 183
Tags: Transmigration/world-hopping/Game-like world/child-raising/more to be added in later arcs
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Table of Contents

Arc 1: The Male lead's ex-boyfriend

1.01: I heard that I disdain my poor scummy boyfriend?
1.02: relax, I know my limits
1.03: Instant noodles is the real delicacy!
1.04: The target's brain is short-circuiting again
1.05: I will not turn back to eat old grass
1.06: The reborn protagonist    
1.07: if they are not together, it will be against Heaven’s will
1.08: En, as long as you understand!
1.09: When I see him, I feel like going to the toilet
1.10: Great God, let me learn from you
1.11: They started it, I only used self-defense 
1.12: The target likes to get touchy
1.13: Can't you see I'm doing it for my goal and wages?
1.14: Millet porridge   
1.15: Everything must be a dream!
1.16: He's fallen for an NPC?
1.17: He seem to miss the target
1.18: Let's go 

Arc 2:The villain and the protagonist are a family

2.01: Can you find a more normal person? 
2.02: If he dies, this mission will fail  
2.03: Now that you have a new lover, you don’t want your old lover anymore
2.04: Today he was very evil
2.05: I want to teach the person who hurt my son a lesson 
2.06: Just hit me if you want
2.07: Write a reflection 
2.08: Must let her discover it 
2.09: I like him, he also likes me(1)  
2.10: I like him, he also likes me(2) 
2.11: I like him, he also likes me(3) 
2.12: Did he confess to you?  
2.13: It's not good to refuse treatment ah~ 
2.14: You actually fell for this kind of thing?(1)
2.15: You actually fell for this kind of thing?(2)
2.16: The person I like also has a “Ze”(1)
2.17: The person I like also has a “Ze”(2)
2.18: There needs to be a mutual connection(1)
2.19: There needs to be a mutual connection(2)
2.20: The route of an incapable ruler(1)
2.21: The route of an incapable ruler(2)

Arc 3: The Emperor is an incapable ruler

character list

3.01: You bunch of rebellious ministers
3.02: This is settling personal grudges!(1) 
3.03: This is settling personal grudges!(2)
3.04: The missing protagonist(1) 
3.05: The missing protagonist(2)  
3.06:  Need to think of a way to chase him out of the palace(1) 
3.07: Need to think of a way to chase him out of the palace(2)
3.08: Zhen wants to talk with Minister Zhao through the night(1)
3.09: Zhen wants to talk with Minister Zhao through the night(2)
3.10: If only he had not been so foolish
3.11: This minister is willing
3.12: En, we can try
3.13: He had used the palace’s ultimate secret weapon
3.14: Minister Zhao’s pillow talk
3.15: Minister Zhao’s pillow talk
3.16: Disobedient and rebellious Teacher Zhao
3.17: Resonance has not occurred even once

Arc 4: Scheming white lotus

4.1- He seems to have a crow’s beak
4.2 - Why is he not falling?
4.3 - I have something important to tell you
4.4 - Fire Xue Ling
4.5 - The feelings brought about by a shirt
4.6 - I don’t like men
4.7 - The rules of a crow’s beak
4.8 - Probably because I’m short
4.9 - It’s not bad having met you
4.10 - Stop doing this kind of useless things
4.11 - He’s become weird
4.12 - This is all destined
4.13 - Indeed, he came to warn him
4.14 - Your father is CEO Shen?
4.17 - Born like this? (1)
4.18 - Born like this? (2)
4.19 - The plot is a little forceful (1)
4.20 - The plot is a little forceful (2)
4.21 - Don’t tell me you cannot…(1)
4.22 - Don’t tell me you cannot… (2)
4.23 - x
4.24 - x
4.25 - The plot god(1)
4.26 - The plot god(2)
4.27 - One year of separation (1)
4.28 - One year of separation (2)