Target Chapter 28

Translator: Vivi from dummytranslations

Editor: Dragon Reader ๐Ÿ’™

The villain and the protagonist are a family(12): Did he confess to you?

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After Xiang Han was done with his bath, moisture still lingered on his skin as he climbed downstairs.

Housekeeper Zhang had helped Zhou Yue Ze to the sofa and the latter was currently staring dazedly at the bowl of soup in his hands.

Xiang Han walked forward and subconsciously stopped two feet away, asking,โ€Why arenโ€™t you drinking it?โ€ To even confuse him for his own lover, he was obviously heavily intoxicated.

Zhou Yue Ze raised his head to look at him, then looked back at his soup, as if there was something special in it.

Could there be an insect in it? How could housekeeper Zhang be so careless, Xiang Han unconsciously thought, and then went forward to glance at the soup.

It was normal, there weren't any unknown insects in it.

Xiang Han was a little bewildered, then he watched as the other person suddenly place the soup bowl down on the table in front of him, and lifted his head up to smile at him.

Xiang Han was stunned. In the half-year they had not seen each other, he realized that Zhou Yue Ze had changed a lot. Although his facial features were still as beautiful as ever,  it was clearly more prominent than before. When he smiled, he appeared much more handsome. In essence, he was no longer the stubborn beauty that he had seen a long time ago.

Just as he was lost in thought, the other person suddenly grabbed his arm and forcefully threw him down.

Xiang Han was caught off guard. By the time his entire world was flipped upside down, he was already pushed down on the sofa. His nightgown loosened slightly, hanging messily on his body, revealing a wide expanse of chest and a pair of pale slender legs.

Xiang Han was startled, his first reaction was that the bath heโ€™d just taken had gone to waste. When he finally realized what was happening, he was furious. This wild child had actually mistaken him for the person he liked?

He did his best to stay in character, his face filled with rage as he coldly said, โ€œLet go!โ€

โ€œNo.โ€ Zhou Yue Ze resolutely shook his head, then suddenly laughed. โ€œI knew it, I must have been drunk and hallucinating. What happened just now isnโ€™t real. You love me so much, why would you reject me?โ€

โ€œ...Hehe, this must also be a dream. Iโ€™m actuallyโ€ฆ still in the officeโ€ฆ.โ€

Itโ€™s over, this person actually drank until he became stupid.

Xiang Han held his forehead in misery. He actually wanted to use his knee, but the moment he lifted his leg up, he was immediately suppressed. Worse still, Zhou Yue Zeโ€™s palms were hot. After pressing him down, Zhou Yue Zeโ€™s hands actually slowly travelled up his calf.

Xiang Han already broke out into goosebumps, wanting to kick him but was unable to. He could only struggle helplessly. Zhou Yue Zeโ€™s breathing suddenly became faster, his chest sticking firmly against Xiang Hanโ€™s bare skin as the heat from the other side was being continuously transmitted to him.

He used his face to lightly caressed the other and softly said, โ€œ...If this is a dream, then can Iโ€ฆ Can I do whatever I wantโ€ฆโ€

Xiang Hanโ€™s body slowly started to heat up, his face flushed scarlet and his eyes were filled with fury, glaring murderously at him.

Zhou Yue Ze was utterly in love with this cold expression that carried a hint of lust. He immediately took off the pair of glasses and gently kissed the manโ€™s reddened eyes, his hands slowly inching up his inner thighs.

Xiang Han immediately cursed, fuck. Saliva, the saliva was on his eyes! He wanted to wash his face, no, he wanted to wash everywhere!

An even more pressing matter was the rascalโ€™s hands, Ah ah! Xiang Han tightly closed his legs together, the bell in his mind ringing madly and he was shouting non-stop for his system: [Little Nine, Little Nine, save meโ€ฆ]

Unfortunately, the system was quiet as a chicken.

When a certain place was being held, Xiang Hanโ€™s heart stopped. Zhou Yue Ze suddenly froze, even his actions had stopped.

โ€œYou, why are youโ€ฆโ€ Zhou Yue Ze was confused.

Xiang Han laughed coldly: Hehe, you finally realized, Laozi is a damned pure virgin, you still havenโ€™t gotten lost?

What Zhou Yue Ze actually thought was: Jiang Han is obviously excited, his entire body is hot, so why is there no reaction down there?

But he quickly came to a realization: Ah, because he was dreaming.

Xiang Han saw that he was still unmoving and could not conceal his rage, โ€œWhy havenโ€™t you scrammed yet?โ€

Who would have thought that Zhou Yue Ze would actually say, โ€œDonโ€™t worry, touch it a few more times and itโ€™ll be fine.โ€

Xiang Hanโ€™s expression was about to collapse, his heart filled with annoyance: Are you going to fucking touch me until I become a woman?

Thankfully, the housekeeper had appeared by this time with supper. But after seeing their compromising positions, he froze and his old face suddenly reddened, quickly turning to leave.

Xiang Han shouted at him to stop, โ€œWhy are you leaving, youโ€™re still not coming to help me?โ€

The housekeeper faltered, he was in a difficult position, โ€œSir, that isnโ€™t too good, is it? Iโ€™m already so old and I donโ€™t know about such things.โ€

Xiang Han was dumbstruck and after a moment, he endured the urge to yell. โ€œI want you to get him off me!โ€

โ€œThisโ€ฆ okay.โ€

The housekeeper also felt regretful. The Master was too much. Finally having obtained the results he wanted, what was he still waiting for? Ah, he was also to be blamed, appearing when he should not have. But the Master and the Young Master Jiang were also too wild, what if it had been some other maid that had passed by? Tsk Tsk!

With the housekeeperโ€™s help, Xiang Han finally managed to kick the person away, just like he wished. Moreover, the strength he used was much more than before. Zhou Yue Ze fell onto the ground with a โ€˜bangโ€™ and directly fainted.


Xiang Han stood up and rearranged his nightgown, pulling up his collar and glared furiously at the other person before telling the housekeeper, โ€œLet him sleep on the floor tonight.โ€

โ€œAh, Sir, that wonโ€™t be too good. Earlier on he had fallen quite hard and already fainted. I think itโ€™ll be better to call for Doctor Zhong to take a look,โ€ The housekeeper tried to persuade him.

Xiang Han: โ€œ...โ€

โ€œForget it. Deal with him, as you see fit.โ€ He couldnโ€™t be bothered and rushed into the bathroom to wash himself thoroughly.

After bathing, he did not go to sleep, and instead, he continued sitting and waiting for the System to appear.

After the System came online, he seemed to have guessed that Xiang Han had been waiting and carefully asked: [Mr. Xiang, so fast? Looks like the target this time cannot be compared to the last one.]

Xiang Han:[...] Why did these words sound so weird?

[Little Nine, let me ask you, where did you go just now?] Xiang Han face was filled with seriousness, [Did you know that I nearly died just now. I even shouted for help but you never appeared.] Xiang Han was mad.

System: [Why would there be any danger? Mr. Xiang, you are at home.]

[Tell me first, where did you go just now?]

[I was censored, ah.] System said.

[C-Censored?] Xiang Han was tongue-tied and in disbelief, โ€œHow could you blindly censor at times where you shouldnโ€™t and not censor when you should?]

[Ah, Mr. Xiang, this was your instruction from the previous world. Once it goes below the neck, regardless of the setting, we should censor it.] System was innocent.

[...Everything that happened today was actually my own fault?] Xiang Han was speechless.

[Is it...not?] Systemโ€™s words directly pierced his heart.

[Little Nine, I think this is a pithole. What if I encounter something dangerous the next time when you are in the censored state?]

System: [But that was your request last time, all audio and visual must be turned off.]

Xiang Hanโ€™s face was full of tears, [Canโ€™t you have the best of both worlds?]

System tried to console him, [Mr. Xiang, donโ€™t worry. Letโ€™s wait for Mr. Dean to come back and Iโ€™ll report it to him.]

[Fine.] Xiang Han could only agree helplessly while thinking that thankfully this time was only an accident. It was only Zhou Yue Ze who got drunk and recognized the wrong person. In the short run, there shouldnโ€™t be any incidents that would require censoring. No, it would be best if he never met with any more such incidents.

The next day when Xiang Han went down the stairs, Zhou Yue Ze was already awake.

Because he had just taken a bath, his hair was still damp and he was currently sitting on the sofa, rubbing his eyes.

Seeing Xiang Han appear, he unconsciously froze, a suspicious light flashing through his eyes as he hesitated for a moment, โ€œSir, did I say something to you yesterday?โ€

Hmph, not only did you say it, you even did it.

Xiang Hanโ€™s face was cold and without a trace of politeness, โ€œIn the future, if youโ€™re drunk then just sleep outside.โ€ Donโ€™t come back and go crazy.

Zhou Yue Ze was stunned, but after thinking, he felt that Xiang Han was probably worried about him and thus smiled, โ€œItโ€™s nothing. I called a taxi yesterday, there wasnโ€™t any danger.โ€

Xiang Han suddenly got the feeling he was a chicken trying to talk to a duck[1], but whatever. In the first place, he was only making a casual statement; he did not really mean for the other person to sleep outside. Thus, he did not bother explaining anymore and went straight to the dining room.

Zhou Yue Ze quickly got up and walked towards him, asking, โ€œSir, yesterdayโ€ฆ did I really not say anything?โ€

He seemed to remember that he had confessed, and even push him down on the sofa...but when he woke up, he only felt confused and dared not confirm whether what had happened had been real or just a dream.

Xiang Han effortlessly put some distance between them, his voice cold, โ€œYou didnโ€™t say anything.โ€

Xiang Han felt that things like mistaking another person was better left unspoken, lest both parties feel awkward, especially when the one being mistaken and pushed down was him.

Zhou Yue Ze finally paused, revealing an expression of disappointment. โ€œIs that so?โ€ Afterward, he looked upset, โ€œTurns out it was really just a dreamโ€ฆโ€

โ€œWhat dream?โ€ The housekeeper suddenly appeared, smiling.

โ€œNothing much,โ€ Zhou Yue Ze quickly shook his head but when he thought of the scene from his โ€˜dreamโ€™, the tips of his ears reddened visibly.

The housekeeper seemed to understand something and seeing Xiang Han walk further away, he suddenly lowered his voice, โ€œSpeaking of which, young master, you were too bold yesterday. To actually push the Master down in the living roomโ€ฆ Ah, the Master has very thin skin, no wonder he was angry.โ€

His familyโ€™s master is too restrained, he will help with whatever he could, sigh.

โ€œWhat?โ€ Zhou Yue Zeโ€™s eyes suddenly widened in shock. So, it wasnโ€™tโ€ฆ wasnโ€™t a dream?

Xiang Han noticed Zhou Yue Zeโ€™s abnormality. Throughout breakfast, he kept staring at him and after breakfast, he didnโ€™t go to the office, constantly hovering about him.

โ€œWhat on earth do you want?โ€ Xiang Han finally couldnโ€™t hold back and asked. If he continued hovering about, sooner or later, the matter of him reading a novel will be exposed.

Sobriety and intoxication were two completely different states. Zhou Yun Ze gathered his courage for a long time before he finally exhaled and asked, โ€œSir, last nightโ€ฆ did I confess to you?โ€

End of Chapter 28

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[E/N - The housekeeperโ€™s first reaction is to join this hot scene and turn it into a threesomeโ€ฆ Would he have joined in the fun if he was younger??]

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[1]้ธกๅŒ้ธญ่ฎฒ: lit. meaning A chicken talking to a duck, language barrier, miscommunication.

8 comments

  1. How funny.... I wonder how dry Xiang Han's skin is after taking so many showers in one day.

    The misunderstandings in this arc are strong. Regarding the MC's impotence, I can see Xiang Han thinking of it as "See? You can't even wake up my little brother, so you should pursue someone else" while Zhou Yun Ze just realizes that Xiang Han really hasn't been with anyone else and isn't the playboy he really thought he was. He'll probably think the playboy image was just an act and see himself as special in Xiang Han's eyes.

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  2. (๏ผโ€ธแƒš) *facepalm *
    Mr.Housekeeper can you change your glasses and stop to misunderstand everything?!

    Thanks for the chapter โ™ก

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  3. Thanks for the chapter! ๐Ÿ˜˜

    I want him to get rejected so badly! The gong's hyperactive imagination is too much to handle for our poor Shou lmao

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  4. Thanks for the chapter. (ใฅ ๏ฟฃ3๏ฟฃ) ใฅ

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  5. Thanks for the chapter! ๐Ÿ’•

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  6. Thanks for the chapter,sorry but you have to wait till I get a bank card so I can support you lol. โ™กโ™กโ™ก

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    1. Hahahah that can wait, it's the thought that counts *^_^*

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  7. The rejection hit him so hard that he literally couldn't comprehend it. Tsk Tsk

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